10 Realtor Puns With the Best Curb Appeal.

The real estate business is such a large part of life, it is a surprise more puns aren’t out there about it on the internet. Needless to say, there is room for more. As you’re reading this, you probably can think of 5-10 people directly involved in the real estate business that you can tag on Facebook with these puns. Personally, I’m in the marketing department of a mortgage business full-time so you can less or more gage how much that contributed to my desire to publish this list. Whether you’re a real estate agent wanted to be funny while showing people around, or you are buying a house and want some puns to use during the process, this is a fantastic source to find some ‘really’ funny real estate jokes to use.

I created all of these real estate pun images myself using stock photos and my funny bones. Feel free to share the images, but don’t forget to attribute them back to this post with a link. If you’re a real estate agent, you might put a link to this post to set you apart, or post this on Facebook to drive some engagement to your page.


Hey house it going?

This is how I imagine houses greeting their homeys. Now that I’m done making these images, more puns are coming to my head so be prepared to read a ton of puns as the description of each image.


A man or woman can understand this pun as a manor of speaking. How many more manor puns can I squeak out?


This realtor pun should help realtors sell property with ponds and stuff, they can even call it reel estate without telling people the pun is their purpose and chuckle to themselves about it later.


How in the world do I manage to work a Star Wars pun into so many of these posts? I did it in the cheese puns post and in this one. Wow.


I may have just accidentally insulted the entire human race by using homosapiens as a pun.


Yeah, I realize this is a parking lot and not a real estate lot, but this is a sweet picture and I couldn’t find a good one for just a real estate plot on the stock photo site I use.


For the sake of the pun, pretend that house has a creepy mustache. That should help you visualize a mansion manshuned.


You need to keep good track of your tracts of land, otherwise some very unattractive things might happen.


If you’re a realtor and a showing of a house falls through, you can steal this joke. You deserve the best real estate puns.


I always leave the most difficult puns for last, some would say the least funny. I needed my words to follow my deeds and sneak that real estate pun in there. Sorry.

Thanks for reading through all of those real estate puns. If you’re like me, you probably got a kick out of them. Feel free to use them with your clients or if you are a client, with your real estate agent. If you realtors need to print off a copy and put it in your car while showing clients around, I totally understand. Just make sure to credit Punreal for the list as always.

JT Smith

As the owner of Punreal, JT Smith's puns have been viewed well over 1 million times. I don't mean to flex, but as an expert at writing original puns, you could say JT is a flexpert.

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