10 Tree Puns that Willow Make You Chuckle

One day I saw a tree and decided to make a pun about it. That’s basically how all of my pun lists come about, but in this case something special happened, and you’ll see why as you browse through the puns.These tree puns will be great for landscapers, lumberjacks, and tree maintenance people. If you have a friend that fits into one of those categories, feel free to print off this page and give it to them as a gift!

My tendency to shout out puns when I see trees is an interesting thing to say the least. I’m pretty sure this is a disorder that I need therapy to correct, or I have the dumbest super power known to man. Either way, I made all of these myself, with the help of some stock images and my imagination. So grab a cup of coffee and start reading! Without further dew, let me leaf 10 tree puns here for you. 


I wood axe yew to leaf but I'm patiENT

Let’s start off with this super obnoxious t-shirt. We stuffed as many tree puns as possible into this one statement. Hopefully you’ll be able to find all 5 puns. If you don’t, be sure to respond to this post and we’ll help you out. Also, note you can buy this tree pun as a t-shirt. Go purchase it here.
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He is barking up the wrong tree.

Most people don’t realize this, but the old phrase ‘He’s barking up the wrong tree’ has a pun built in because the word bark has two meanings. This wasn’t the best pun I put together, but when I realized that the old phrase had a pun, I thought it was pretty funny.


Did you hear about bush? He was arrested for treeson.

Here is a fun political tree pun. I only used the name Bush because it is plant-related, not to reference any actual politician.


This is acorny tree pun joke, about as simple as it can get. This one’s buyable as well. You can buy this tree pun..


Photosynthesis is in my daily root-ine.

Photosynthesis pun. I’m rooting for you to get this pun. Bonus points if you are a fan of Spongebob.


Leaf me alone!

This leaf pun is a bit passive aggressive I’d say. Someone has been treeting this leaf wrong.


I heard the syrup company maple their brand off the shelf soon.

This pun is sad for Canada and pancake lovers. Maple trees do not deserve this sort of negative publicity.


When the cat was rescued from the tree, everyone was re-leafed.

I’m not kitten you on this pun. Aren’t you re-leafed I included this classic pun?


Tree Plus Tree Equals Stix.

This may be the simplest, yet nerdiest tree pun I included in this list. It also happens to be a true statement because trees tend to produce sticks.


He tried to solve the chemistree equation but was stumped.

My relationship with this pun is pure chemistree. I did indeed involve a math pun and a chemistry pun one after another in this list, so you can tell that puns and being a nerd tend to go together.

Hopefully you enjoyed this list of puns. If you have an idea for a pun category, you can do the same exact thing as I did in this article and make some money for it. Just post your own list in the “puns” forum.

JT Smith

As the owner of Punreal, JT Smith's puns have been viewed well over 1 million times. I don't mean to flex, but as an expert at writing original puns, you could say JT is a flexpert.