Be prepared, these Halloween puns are spooky. You’ll need to act like a skeleton and bring your funny bone to get these Halloween puns.
I have this crazy habit of wearing puns as my halloween costume every year. Generally this makes people laugh, but other times they have no idea what the joke is. Enjoy.
You have to be bRAVE to go to this party. Don’t get gravestoned though, even if you’re in Colorado.
There’s something uncanny about this Halloween pun. Can you believe it?
Are you laughing now? That’s the spirit!
Do you call a female ghost a ghostess?
Could you imagine having a wallet full of mummy? I know they are covered in paper, but that’s ridiculous.
What is the heaviest Halloween monster? A skeleton. If you have a bone to pick with me about these puns, talk to the metatarsals.
This Halloween pun is actually pretty frightening to think about. Bear with me and imagine this scenario. You’re asleep and are awoken by something brushing against your face. Everything is completely silent. You slowly open your eyes. A teddy bear with glowing read eyes is floating inches from your face. The end.
A vampire is like an umpire, except instead of saying ‘um’ between words they say ‘van’. And instead of using a bat, they just use themselves to hit the ball.
The methodology used to become a werewolf is spot on in this Halloween pun.
I’m in stitches from this joke about witches.
There you have it, my personal favorite list of Halloween puns. Share these with your friends and family to have some great jokes in mind for this Halloween!